Dog Poop and Demons
Isn't that a great title? Unfortunately, it isn't mine, check out the story - Dog Poop and Demons.
I don't know this author personally or anything. I get emails from the Medium website and the one that came over today had this title in it. You have to click the link when you set a title like that.
Without spoiling the story too much, I will say that it involved a Roomba and dog poop. A phenomena I've encountered first hand. My story didn't end the same as this one, but it certainly started the same way.
Give it a read, I'm sure you'll get a chuckle out of it like I did.
-David